is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
