We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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