Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just pee around me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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