so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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