Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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