Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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