i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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