Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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