The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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