I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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