i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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