So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I've blown a few things in my day
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Barsexuality is the new black.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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