you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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