It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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