At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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