Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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