and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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