My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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