Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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