Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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