what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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