Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
