Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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