The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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