White coat. Heels.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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