I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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