North Korea, Best Korea!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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