I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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