our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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