Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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