carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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