with your own penis?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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