It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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