We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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