you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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