Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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