We won't sleep together?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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