Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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