Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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