Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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