I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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