what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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