Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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