Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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