I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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