Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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