hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
