id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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