these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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