when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.