Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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