At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I need a beard to bite.