I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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