So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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