You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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