you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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