no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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