is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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