New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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